“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady.“You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’????So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!’“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck!?? Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”“Not everybody pays.”A couple more from Andy KDid you know fleas hate winter? As a matter of fact, quite a few of them spend the cold months on the beaches of Florida.This is about two such sun fleas (like migratory human sun birds): Sam and Jack.Anyway, Sam is catching some rays on the beach in Florida. Ashley said… make sure they are red and tight Dave.I was back in a flash with a pair of red speedo solar speedos that are a little too small for me to wear at the pool but I figured would fit Luke perfectly.Solar is the model name for a type of Speedo brand speedo that has been around for ever. The sides are just 1 inch where normal speedos are at least 2 inches and there is a seam down the middle at the front and back which just somehow seems to accentuate ones butt. I’ve owned several of these over the years and currently have three pairs of solars in my collection.When I threw them to Luke I expected him to go inside and change, but nope, all three of us were in for a lovely surprise. Luke just dropped his shorts right there in front of us. He didn’t put on a short or stand up and give us a real good look, but he just dropped his shorts and put on the little red speedo.Luke looked good before but as he stood upright he looked like a God. It took him a second to adjust his package.
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